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this sentence makes you breathe manually

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I kinda want to get "This place is not a place of honor; no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here; nothing valued is here" as like a welcome mat or something

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IMPORTANT: We're seeing a large scale attempt to bulk-register bot accounts across the public Matrix network (including captcha bypass) in order to perform spam flood attacks. If you're running a public homeserver please disable open registration, or require email for signups.

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Zeno’s Paradox fails to take into account that position is stored as an IEEE float and thus movement is a consequence of rounding error

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my brain, or as i've recently taken to calling it, the bad idea machine

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Let me tell you something about asynchronous/distributed systems...

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Got bored and decided to turn my old wall clock into a Windows clock

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PL papers: "C, a low-level language"
OS papers: "C, a high-level language"
security papers: "C, the bane of my existence and the cause of everything bad in the universe"

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