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Before you stand two trolleys, one never lies and the other contains a goat. Maxwell's demon asks if you'd like to switch trolleys

Nothing like a good kernel panic to start your day

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"Cryptocurrency is one of the worst inventions of the 21st century. [...] It has failed to be a useful currency, invented a new class of internet abuse, further enriched the rich, wasted staggering amounts of electricity, hastened climate change, ruined hundreds of otherwise promising projects, provided a climate for hundreds of scams to flourish, created shortages and price hikes for consumer hardware, and injected perverse incentives into technology everywhere. Fuck cryptocurrency."

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I am setting out to write a page describing monads.

Hell no I'm not going to help anyone learn what the concept is if they don't already know. Fuck them. Lazy assholes, looking up what a monad is without already knowing what it is.

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Where does a mansplainer get his water from? 

From a well, actually...

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Even mastodon itself is now reminding me to drink

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happy world intellectual property day. remember to avoid websites such as libgen, z-lib, or sci-hub to avoid accidentally committing IP theft when getting legal copies of your books and papers

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My philosophy is dismissing all open questions of philosophy as "that's a silly question. there is no use asking it"

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Facebook, Google, Microsoft, and others looked the future of user-centric, high-choice, high-freedom software in the face and decided to kill it. That's unforgivable.

I may have found a problem with replacing my toot button with boop 😅

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