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lmfao, a Cellebrite kit fell off the back of a truck and Signal found a bunch of vulnerabilities: https://signal.org/blog/cellebrite-vulnerabilities/

> In completely unrelated news, upcoming versions of Signal will be periodically fetching files to place in app storage. These files are never used for anything inside Signal and never interact with Signal software or data, but they look nice, and aesthetics are important in software.

Saw a bunch of cute lambs on my walk today 💜

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send json, get xml back, which forces you to respond via a dns query to a specific port, which gives you a domain name that you parse as a CBOR, which means you encode the data in an audio signal and connect to the server's pulseaudio system, the reply is via a usenet article posted on alt.erotica, you send another DNS query but it actually is your own address, because the client hosts the next request as a torrent file which the server-
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ah yes, 20/4, just another perfectly normal day in europe.

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Just because you got the vaccine doesn't mean you can wake up as a large bug and miss the train making you late for work

actually linux is the name of the kernel, the operating system is called linux's monster

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bad tech joke 

I only turn the printer on when I need to print something, then I turn it off again.
I call it Printerless.

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Hey Europeans, there's a European citizens initiative going round right now for universal/unconditional basic income.

The deadline has just been extended to the start of May.

Be cool if you signed it!

eci.ec.europa.eu/014/public

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Why I love programming:
- It feels like a puzzle game.

Why I hate programming:
- It feels like a puzzle game.

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misinformation 

System V (System Five)
System D (System Five Hundred)

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