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me, to my reflection in the mirror: haha sucks to suck nerd, have fun in your prison of glass and light

my reflection to me, at work: I may live in a world of glass, but how does it feel to live in a prison of time?

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Here's a repo (and its pendant on GitHub ) for people who want to see the foxes module source code 🦊

  • You can compile it on the most recent kernel of Rust for Linux
  • It creates a virtual device that outputs foxes
  • Speed is decent (~130 MiB/s between foxes and dev null on my machine)
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voice training: learning to meow better

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fedi is inclusive: we do not judge the method with which you choose to dispose of CEOs

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@annieversary more proof the UK is just a made up country

OH: There is only so much Gouda you can eat before Macron shows up at your door to revoke your citizenship

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@evelyn L + ratio + carriage return + line feed

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my favorite ones of these are when the people applying are like, writing PARAGRAPHS trying to convince the DMV that their dick joke isnt a dick joke. like you KNOW they texted this to their friend the day before and brainstormed how they can try to get it past

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Look at this little guy we saw on a walk yesterday

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saw a crow carrying a whole empty disposable coffee cup. wonder where it's going.
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My girlfriend ate the chocolate cranberries i was keeping SPECIFICALLY for stress eating

Vegetarian meat is vegetarian because vegetarians only eat plants

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